Super Bowl Immortality

     Thank you Ricky, for once again stirring that pot of Puerto Rican witchcraft and bringing to light a moment in CB Super Bowl history that will live on forever and ever, to be passed on to the future generation of CB and so on.  Better than anything the Giants did on that special Sunday, two CBs beat the odds against a crowd of 75,000 plus when they appeared, for approximately 1 full second, on national television during the live broadcast of Super Duper Bowl XLII.

At 00:40 of the 4th quarter, after Eli converts a 3rd and 11 pass to Smith, the camera flashes up on the crowd.  In the video, Jose is smiling, cheering, and clapping, and I am clapping yet swaying (like I usually do in the 4th quarter of a football game).  In this pic, it looks like I am taking a piss on the guy in front of me.  Enjoy the snapshot (I'm underneath "FOX" and Jose is to my left).

-Vincent LaGuardia Gambini

Section 125, Row 25, Seat 22

I love me some Weng Weng

This 2 foot 9 Filipino tough man was kickin ass in films such as D' Wild Wild Weng, Chopsuey Met Big Time Papa and For Y'ur Height Only throughout the 70's and 80's known as Agent 00. He's listed in the Guinness World Records as the shortest adult actor in a leading role.
This is gold. Solid fuggin Gold.

Video by The Chuds and John R of R Room.

Apple Pie?

I used to be Britney's biggest fan. She was hot! I kept a folder with all of her best pics for easy access in order to admire her beauty and stardom. The pics would even rotate as my wallpaper on my laptop. Jose, T-bone and myself were hanging out at T-bone's place one fine afternoon and the making of her latest video (at the time) came on MTV. The video was "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman". Damn she was looking fine and nobody disagreed about that. I looked over at my buds, took a drag of my cigarette and said, "I bet her box tastes like apple pie". And I bet it did - then. Fast-forward to today and that same box has seen more traffic than the Lincoln Tunnel, and it's been splashed all over the Internet like it has a mind of its own. Apple pie, or rotten apples? Needless-to-say, my lust for that psychopath is out the window, along with my brilliant idea to manufacture little novelty Britney dolls with a string on the back that when you pull it, she says, "my box tastes like apple pie"...

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